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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 16, 2012 23:54:26 GMT -5
Dan: But Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeep, everyone else is doing it!
Shepard: So? If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you do so too? {thinks} Wait... that wouldn't be a bad idea...
Dan: Aaaarg... Not this again... Look, I'm gonna start it, and you will see just how fun this will be.
{begins the thread}
Dan: Hi! I'm Itezaki Dan! And with me is John Shepard. We have an ask thread now! So... Go ahead! ASK!
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Post by Rain on Aug 25, 2012 17:33:11 GMT -5
Baijiu: "Why did you rescue me?"
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 25, 2012 19:43:29 GMT -5
Shepard: Because, Miss Baiju, W-B-X saw potential in you and... {gets the mike taken from him by Dan}
Dan And it was just awesome! You were lying there, and I was like "oh, can we keep her?" and Shepard was like "Oh I dunno, I don't like where this is going..." and then I said "Oooooh pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaase, Shep?" And then he's like "... Fine."
Shepard: ... Yeah. Like I said, W-B-X saw potential in you... {grumbles} This is reminding me of that encounter with that nosy bitch.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2012 20:51:13 GMT -5
Dlanor: "I am not yet permitted to execute you, SHEPARD. However, I will soon be dispatched to ensure that you are KILLED. For the time being, I question your MOTIVATIONS."
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 25, 2012 21:46:41 GMT -5
Shepard: Well, I can honestly say my motives are... clear. I am motivated by a quest for fun, much like several members of W-B-X. Mind you, my definition of fun is a little... different than yours, but it's still pretty good summary of my motives.
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Post by stratofarius on Aug 25, 2012 22:25:15 GMT -5
Walker: "Hey guys! When's the mini-fridge coming in? We totally need a mini-fridge. I asked for one fifteen years ago! And, look at us now. No mini-fridge. We need mini-fridges. We need them. WE NEED THEM NOW. Everyone agrees with me." - pulls out sock puppets of all WBX members - "Yeah, we need mini-fridges now!"
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Post by Falkon on Aug 25, 2012 22:43:39 GMT -5
Mary: Hey, my group was motivated by a quest for fun before it was cool! You just hope someone in your little group remembered to give tribute to the Pantheon! YOU JUST HOPE! *Shakes fist threateningly*
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 25, 2012 22:46:44 GMT -5
Shepard: Walker... I told you a thousand times, we're not investing in a mini-
Dan: Shepard, put it on the shopping list!
Shepard: How on Earth is a mini-fridge going to help us in our multiversal quest?
Dan: Well, it keeps our members happy, and a happy member is a working member.
Shepard: ... Very well. We'll get a mini-fridge next time we shop. {grumbles} Patience, Shepard, soon Dan will be just like you. Merciless, cruel... evil.
Dan: You're more than welcome to come with us and we can both have fun.
Shepard: I... I don't think that would be possible, Dan.
Dan: Oh come on, Sheppy, she's perfect for W-B-X! And if she refuses, we'll just dedicate out next capture to the Pantheon.
Shepard: ... {grumbles} Dan... I'm not sure if you're trolling or just stupid.
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Post by Rain on Aug 26, 2012 18:04:39 GMT -5
"Out of the two of you, which has the most knowledge?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2012 18:07:24 GMT -5
"Such destruction is FUN? I cannot agree with THAT."
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Post by Falkon on Aug 26, 2012 18:33:39 GMT -5
Mary: I'm afraid that, due to a certain feud with a death god, I won't be accepting. I'm happy to hear you'll be paying tribute, though!
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 26, 2012 18:36:13 GMT -5
Shepard: Me, obviously. Dan may be good at space battles, but when it comes to the other stuff, he needs me to teach him basic stuff, like death. You should have been there when me and Dan went to our first world, and I had to teach him about death. And like I said, miss executioner, I didn't say you'd agree with me on my definition of fun.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2012 18:38:39 GMT -5
"You are like a bad WITCH. I will have no regrets in the act of your EXECUTION."
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Post by stratofarius on Aug 26, 2012 18:41:32 GMT -5
Walker: "Oh, and you're like... like... like a bad executioner! There, I said it. Now that I protected you guys, can I suggest some changes in the WBX hierarchy? Like, for example, I can be the leader now!"
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 27, 2012 15:14:09 GMT -5
Shepard: Ah yes, {makes fingers} Witches. A race of creatures that wish to curse the world and the people who live in it... We've chosen to dismiss such claims.
{Dan opens his mouth to speak but Shepard shuts him up}
Shepard: Eeeeeyah no. There is no way Dan's letting you be leader.
{Dan opens his mouth}
Dan: Hm... Maybe as a leader of a second strike squad!
Shepard No! Not even as a secondary leader! That's my job!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2012 15:24:32 GMT -5
"..."
"You are a FOOL."
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Post by Rain on Aug 28, 2012 6:29:13 GMT -5
Baijiu: "I must concur with the child. It is foolish to dismiss such claims out of hand without empirical proof."
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 28, 2012 8:29:04 GMT -5
Shepard: Yes, but at the same time, it's foolish to go after those same claims, thinking their real without any logical proof.
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Post by Krautman on Aug 28, 2012 8:37:45 GMT -5
Anny: "I'm sorry, Dan, but I'm afraid I can't let your group use my resort for your mandatory vacations. You hassle the other guests too much."
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Post by Rain on Aug 28, 2012 8:43:13 GMT -5
Baijiu: "To dismiss them out of hand after finding a lone person surviving in a dead system is the less sensible of the two options."
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 28, 2012 9:31:32 GMT -5
Dan: Erm... Okay? I guess... I haven't really went to your resort... but okay.
Shepard: Well, if we do see a witch, then we might be able to believe in the witches.
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Post by Rain on Aug 28, 2012 9:33:01 GMT -5
Baijiu: "An angel is telling you witches exist, and you doubt her? >.>"
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 28, 2012 9:39:59 GMT -5
Shepard: There's a difference between being told a witch exists and seeing a witch existing.
Dan: Uhhh, Sheppy, I think we should take her word for it.
Shepard: ... Very well.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2012 10:18:07 GMT -5
"I am an executioner of WITCHES. The bad ONES. I am friends with a good ONE."
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Post by Psyga315 on Aug 28, 2012 10:40:24 GMT -5
Dan: Sheppy! After this, can we see the good witch? Please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase?
Shepard: ... Sure. {grumbles} The things I do for my legacy...
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Post by dblade26 on Aug 28, 2012 11:39:52 GMT -5
Tangelo poked at Dan with his staff.
"Umm...can I be a W-B-X guy? I like having fun n' I'm strong n' I can do a really really good job, promise!"
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Aug 28, 2012 11:44:49 GMT -5
Negarin: "We are not in the business of endangering children. As I am sure Dan will tell you the same, begone."
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Post by stratofarius on Aug 28, 2012 12:35:09 GMT -5
Walker: "Besides, only smart, strong headed adults can join WBX."
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Aug 28, 2012 12:39:14 GMT -5
Negarin: "Yes, smart, strong headed adults... And Walker."
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Post by Rain on Aug 28, 2012 12:39:28 GMT -5
Baijiu: "You fail on all counts, then."
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