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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 19:18:03 GMT -5
The jiang-shi girl walks out to the center of the room and sits down awkwardly.
"Haaaaaaaaiiii. My name is Miyako Yoshika, do you have any food? If not, can I have your shoes? What's your name? ... Ohhhh, it's 'Ask Yoshika'... Ask me questions! :D"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 13, 2012 19:36:46 GMT -5
"...You smell funny, ma'am."
Jian coughed.
"I believe what my young friend is trying to say is that your perfume has... an unusual scent."
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 13, 2012 19:37:22 GMT -5
"...Can I call you Zombutt~?"
>:3
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Post by Krautman on Jul 13, 2012 19:38:54 GMT -5
Kun tilted her head at Meowrin.
"Why would you call her that?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 19:39:56 GMT -5
"Smell funny...?"
Yoshika blinked.
"Why would I smell funny? ... Unless..."
At that moment, Yoshika frantically flailed. What if the various things keeping her perfectly fine and nice-looking had worn off?! What if-oh, wait, no, she was perfectly alright.
"Oh. I don't know. Do you want to hear a poem? :D"
"Zombutt? Ummmmmmmmm... Okaaaay!"
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 13, 2012 19:43:45 GMT -5
"Um... No reason, little girl. Ahem."
"I'd love to hear a poem, Zombutt! Also your wild moans of unbridled passion. What do you do for fun, Zombutt?"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 13, 2012 19:45:38 GMT -5
"...Why would she be moaning? You're not going hurt her, are you cat lady?!"
Jian sighed and covered Kun's ears.
"I don't suppose you'd like to tell us about your history while the servants bring you something to eat?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 19:51:49 GMT -5
"'On a summer's day, I si-Ohhh, what I do for fun? I eat things! Lots of things. Usually tasty things, though I can eat things that aren't tasty too but the tasty stuff is better. And I write poetry! And watch things. And listen to music! And get poked by Tatara-san sometimes. And I guard things! Oh, wait, that's not really that fun... Unless I meet people, then it is because then I get to recite my poetry and that's fun, and-... You have pink hair!"
"My history? I don't remember too well, buuuuut... I ate stuff and walked around and was less stiff and wrote poetry once! Then I died and Kaku-sama brought me back to life and made me guard things."
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 20:44:17 GMT -5
"YOSHIKA! Did you remember to do your stretches this morning?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:49:05 GMT -5
"Oh, yeah! I can move my arms and my back and everything all well and everything!"
To demonstrate, Yoshika swayed her arms.
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 20:49:54 GMT -5
"Are you ticklish?"
-TICKLING TO CHECK-
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:50:46 GMT -5
The response was a great deal of frantic flailing and laughter, along with scattered random verses of poetry.
In other words, 'Yes'.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2012 10:27:31 GMT -5
"Huuuuh? Ummmmmmmm... Old! But I first died when I was seventeen or eighteen, I don't remember... But now I'm kind of alive again so that's okay!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2012 10:41:22 GMT -5
"Ummmm... I think so! I know I can't really die and if parts of me come off I can stick them back on and they'll be fine but I don't know what happens if lots of parts of me come off all at once and I would like a cake."
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Post by Rain on Jul 14, 2012 10:50:19 GMT -5
-Gives Yoshika a cake.-
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2012 11:08:59 GMT -5
Yoshika proceeded to devour the cake, the entire cake, in a single bite.
Along with the plate it was on.
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 14, 2012 11:21:24 GMT -5
"Would you like me to teach you some new stretches, Zombutt~?" >:3
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2012 11:24:21 GMT -5
"New stretches? Would they let me move around more and run and do stuff and hug people and eat more and spread my poetry and other things like that?"
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 14, 2012 11:30:02 GMT -5
"...Maybe. Although mostly they'll make you walk funny for a week. Ahem, um... Did Seiga ever do anything naughty with you, Zombutt~?"
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Post by Rain on Jul 14, 2012 11:31:06 GMT -5
"Can you bend your arms?"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 14, 2012 11:35:00 GMT -5
Kun tilted her head.
"Why would she do something naughty? She's too old to be drawing on the walls, isn't she?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2012 11:40:53 GMT -5
"Kaku-sama does lots of naughty things with me! She uses me to do naughty stuff all the time! Last time she used me as a distraction so she could steal jewelry!"
"If I stretch enough I can bend them, but normally they're kind of stiiiiiff and they're hard to move and and have to hold stuff all weird but they're good for poking and all that and if I move them out to the side they look like wings! Right now I stretched enough so I can move my elbows a little bit!"
To demonstrate, she bent her elbows a little. There was an audible creaking sound.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2012 14:50:34 GMT -5
"The multiverse...? There's lots of new food and stuff and things! And people! So I like it, since there's so much tasty stuff and all."
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 16, 2012 14:53:57 GMT -5
"Few more tasty than you, Zombutt~ Um... So, uh, what's Gensokyo like?"
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Post by Rain on Jul 16, 2012 14:55:50 GMT -5
"How tall are you?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2012 14:59:43 GMT -5
"I'm tasty?"
Confused, Yoshika raised one arm and licked it.
"... I don't think I taste that good... But aaaaanywaaaaay, Gensokyo is fun! There's lots of people, and lots of food, and one time Kaku-sama made me go shopping and I ate this stuff in some guy's shop and it tasted really good but I felt really sick after eating it and he made me leave, and then one time the Hakurei shrine maiden shot me a bunch of times, and then one time I recited poetry at the yamabiko when it was really dark out as loud as she could and she ran away for some reason, but reciting my first try at horror poetry at her was fun!"
"Ummmmm... I'm... um... taller than the yamabiko!"
"People don't taste good, silly!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2012 15:07:28 GMT -5
"There are other types of zombies in the multiverse?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2012 15:09:46 GMT -5
"... They have bad taste. People don't taste good at aaaaall! Neither do brains. I would rather have cake."
"..."
"Does anyone have more cake?"
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 16, 2012 15:11:56 GMT -5
"Oh, I have cake and a whole lot more if you'll come live in my Netherworld, Zombutt~ Also you'll have to wear naked apron the whole time." >:3
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Post by Rain on Jul 16, 2012 15:12:14 GMT -5
-MORE CAKE FOR ZOMBUTT-
"Try not to get fat, please?"
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