Please Protect Our Princess!-A Maid RPG

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It had been a day since the arrival of the new maids. Or rather, less. They had arrived fairly late yesterday, and Himeko had little time to get to know them before ending up in bed, sound asleep. However... today... Today was going to be all about getting to know her new maids. She hadn't even learned their names yet... but they looked cute. Very cute.

Okay, there was something about someone coming over later today, but her new maids were far, far more important. After all, Himeko now had several cute girls living in her castle. Cute girls who would do whatever she wanted! It was a clear cause for celebration.

The small, brown-haired princess needed to go through her morning routine, of course. Bathing, getting dressed, ensuring she looks her best... she supposed, when the more perverse thoughts died down, that this would be a good way to test just how good the maids where at being maids: How well they did helping her with her morning routine. Ideally, they would already be awake and attending to the castle's needs. And certainly, ready to attend to Himeko's needs.

Himeko hopped out of bed and stretched. Her bed was... sizable. It could easily fit three grown men, but was reserved for one small ten-year-old girl. The blankets were vast and red-and-white, like the rest of Himeko's bedroom. There was furniture, her dresser and such, as well as two walk-in closets. One for Himeko's clothing, and one...

Himeko called it the "Cosplay Closet".

Her bedclothes were incredibly long and flowing, white with red trim, dragging on the ground as she made to leave the room.

Time to check out her cute maids!

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The castle was vast. And, undeniably, there was plenty to be done. Prepare breakfast, tidy up, check on the princess... and who was that visitor who might be coming over later? Regardless of who it was, it was important to make sure the castle was looking its best, and that the princess was happy and well-fed!

[Rain]

"Hime-chan, where do you think you're going dressed like that?" her maid--and, truth be told, pretty much her parent at this point--asked, kneeling behind the girl and placing one hand on her shoulder. In this instance, Augustine was female and, despite the early hour, was already fully dressed in an immaculate and inexplicably elaborate kimono, and had even found the time to light a cigarette without being noticed "You should really get dressed rather than giving a poor first impression."

[megamagikarp]

Josephina was in a library downstairs, dusting off a bookshelf. Today was her first day on an assignment, and she was determined not to mess it up. And considering what might happen if she made a mistake...She shuddered, preferring not to think about that.

"I never understood why people dislike these so much..." She muttered to herself as she pulled a spiderweb off of the bookshelf. They're always so pretty! Oh well, since one thing she had to do for cleaning was get rid of them...If she had a choice, she'd leave them, but as previously stated, she does not want to mess up this job at all.

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Himeko looked back over her shoulder when she felt the hand, eyes falling on the familiar form of her hereditary maid. She liked her hereditary maid. He/she was always nice to her, and her body was... Well, suffice to say, Himeko liked her maids's body. But at the moment, there was something important to attend to. Granted, it involved looking at more cute girls... but still!

"I was going to get the maids to help me bathe and get dressed!" she replied, frowning slightly, "And I want to have breakfast, too."

If she was going to be made to do that before getting to go down to the maids...

Himeko had a plan.

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The library was vast and quite dusty. However, aside from the dust it did not seem to be a particularly abnormal library.

[fusionman]

Mizuki was also in the library trying to dust it off, her slight but noticeable accent slipping off her tounge as she talks to herself. "Look at this mess. We would need a hundred maids to keep even this library clean for longer than an hour! I certainly hope the Princess knows what she's doing."

She chuckles. "You know when they said Princess I thought I'd be working with the Royal Family. But ah well a check is a check. Just keep working until you're called Mizuki. Maybe you can make the Fantasy section look clean for the Princess."

[Tachi]

Within the castle's kitchen, a red-haired maid was hard at work. Taiga had to make sure every aspect of her mistress's breakfast was perfect. From her library of memorised recipes, the shapeshifter had selected something...rather safe. There would be time to show off her skills when she knew the princess's tastes better. A traditional breakfast of steamed rice, miso soup, grilled fish, some natto (which she doubted anyone would touch, not that she could blame them) and tamagoyaki. She hoped the princess would approve.

As she set about slicing some spring onions for the soup, the maid's orange and black striped tail swished slightly beneath her skirt. She didn't seem to be aware that the appendage's movement combined with the unusual shortness of her uniform was likely to give anyone that entered the room a view of her underwear. Or if she was, she didn't particularly care.

[Rain]

"Getting dressed will only take a minute, and it would be much better to let the maids get to know you before pressing them into helping you get dressed," Augustine chided, frowning, "Or do you want them to think you're strange and avoid talking to you?"

She looked thoughtful for a second, then... "But I DO think that there's a girl about your age, maybe we should ask her to help you change in the future?"

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"Eh?" Himeko inclined her head to the side. A maid her age? But that...

"No! I'm not into lolis!" Himeko protested, flailing her arms. That would just be weird! No, Himeko preferred older girls. She would much prefer an older maid helping her dress then a loli. But it didn't seem like Augustine would allow her out of the room without taking a shower and getting dressed...

"Hmph."

With that, Himeko reached and attempted to squeeze her maids's chest. If she was going to be deprived of more cute maids helping her dress, at least she would have this!

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-Tachi: Skill Roll, Difficulty Set to 3-

[megamagikarp]

Josephina was putting a book back on a shelf when she overheard Mizuki talking to herself. She leaned around a corner to see who it was. "You think this is bad? You should see some of the governmental ones! They're huge!" She decided to try to introduce herself, since she didn't have a chance to do so yesterday. "My name's Josephina Widow. You're another one of the maids, right?"

[Rain]

Augustine sighed, and reached for Himeko's pyjama top the instant her hands moved forwards. If she was successful, the princess would be too tangled up to grope her. Not the most auspicious start to the day, but it would hopefully ensure that she went and got dressed...

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Cunning. 2 Cunning. 2 x 5 = 10.

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Athletics. Athletics 2. 2 x 4=8.

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A grin coming to her face, Himeko reached forward, hands inches from her maid's enticing chest...

... And found herself tripping, then getting her foot hitched up her overly-long nightclothes due to Augustine's retaliation. Everything seemed to spin, for a moment, and then Himeko found herself tangled in her own bedclothes, dizzy, in a heap on the floor.

"Waaaaaah... Augi-chaaaaan..."

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10-8=2. 2/2=1. Himeko gains 1 Stress.

[Tachi]

(Skill roll: 6 x 6 = 36)

Glancing around the kitchen, Taiga couldn't help but be a little proud. Everything was ready or would be ready soon enough. The shapeshifter looked at the clock. While she had hoped that another maid would show up to assist her, it seemed that everything to do with breakfast, one of the two most important duties (only behind making sure the princess was awake and dressed) at this point in the day, had been left to her.

Sighing, she began gathering some clean dishes. None of the meal's components needed her attention for the moment, so she easily had enough time to set the table.

[Rain]

"This wouldn't have happened if you had gotten dressed," the vampire said, scolding her master and helping her to her feet again, "Go on, get dressed, and I'll see if I get all of the new maids into the dining room."

"If you don't get dressed, I'll tell them where the ice-cream is kept," Augustine added on, standing up and walking away. Hmm... where to find the maids? She could smell cooking--being a vampire had an advantage, after all--but finding anyone else that way might be a little difficult. Stand still, put out the cigarette for a second, and concentrate...

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Skill: 6 x 3 = 18. What's the difficulty for finding the library pair? =P

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"H-hey, don't do that!"

For the first time in the day, Himeko's thoughts had radically shifted from eagerly wanting to see the new maids in more detail to fear that they would devour her ice cream. Her ice cream was, of course, specially imported from the furthest kingdom, Kawaheiya. Kawaheiya was well-known for producing excellent sweets, including ice cream. On top of that, their princess was quite cute. Himeko hoped to meet her in person, and then proceed to-

Oh, right!

Puffing her cheeks out in a rather frustrated manner, Himeko ran off to her private bath. The castle had three baths, actually. Himeko's private one and two onsen for staff.

Casting off her clothing, Himeko hurried to thoroughly clean herself. She wouldn't allow for her ice cream to be taken away!

[Rain]

Difficulty was set at 10, so... success!

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Pausing for a second once more to make sure, Augustine produced a single ofuda from within her obi and relit her cigarette before heading off to the library, making sure to pick up her broom from where she had left it. Not that she was often called upon to sweep things up, but it was an inconspicuous enough weapon to be carrying around and there was always a chance that assassins would target Himeko. They would have to look into assigning the princess a bodyguard...

A minute later, since she knew the quickest paths through the castle, the magenta-haired vampire approached Josephine and Mizuki, cigarette still smouldering between her lips despite the vast amount of flammable paper around them.

"Good morning. You are some of the new maids, yes? I am Augustine Clementine Tangerine Satsuma, and the princess requires your presence in the kitchen."

[megamagikarp]

Josephina immediately forgot about Mizuki and snapped upright, saluting Augustine. "Yes Ma'am! Right away, ma'am!" Eager to introduce herself to the princess, she took a few moments to make sure that she had her sniping rifle strapped to her back, just in case she had to defend the princess from something and started heading to the kitchen.

[fusionman]

Mizuki sighs and stops cleaning. "This library has gone all to cock. We need to fix this mess soon. It's going to make me go off my head. But I'll see her majesty in the kitchen."

Mizuki drops the duster and walks to Augustine. "Take me away Ma'am."

[Rain]

The kimono-wearing maid straightened out her somewhat elaborate--perhaps slightly too elaborate, with whorls of darker orange streaking its predominantly marmalade-coloured silk--kimono and turned to look back at the library. Large, dry, clean... dusty, but not a major issue; it wasn't as if it saw heavy use. Except when she forced the princess to use it for her homework.

"I... do not see anything out of place about the library," one of the two smoking maids (at last, someone else--it would be much harder for the doctor to frown disapprovingly; even though she didn't need to breathe) said, frowning and leading the way to the kitchen. It was only a short trip:two flights of stairs and half the length of a corridor. Carefully, she opened the door and made her way in. One maid, two behind her... they were short a maid. Hmm.

[Tachi]

As she placed the last plate on the table, Taiga heard the sound of the door opening. Turning her attention to the newcomers, the shapeshifter nodded silently. She wasn't good at talking to people at the best of times, a problem that was only further amplified by the fact that one of them was a cute girl. While she was sure someone might find them attractive, neither children nor people that looked like they'd been stitched together did much for the tiger. Of course, her expression (or lack thereof) betrayed neither her awkwardness, nor her intent to sleep with the other maid.

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Working at top speed, Himeko had rather thoroughly cleaned herself in record time. Her dresses, aside from her summer outdoorsy sundress, were all rather elaborate and frilly, and today's selection was no exception. It was white, with a fantastically frilly skirt and fringed sleeves. Normally, such a dress would require a few minutes to put on, but the now-dried Himeko had to get dressed in order to see her maids and protect her ice cream!

A few moments later, Himeko proceeded downstairs at top speed, coming to a halt directly outside of the kitchen. Not only was she familiar with her castle, but it was easy enough to follow the sent of breakfast! And indeed, there they were. Her maids! For starters, there was Augustine, whom she always... enjoyed. Then there was one of the new maids, who appeared to have been preparing breakfast. She was nice. Very nice. Then another had an eyepatch, and was covered in stitches. That was... unique, at least! Himeko would get back to that one as far as judging ultimate attractiveness levels.

Finally, a loli. Well, she was inapplicable altogether. After all, Himeko wasn't into lolis.

"Hello, my cute maids!" began Himeko, cheerfully making her way into the kitchen. "I'm Princess Himehime Himeko, and I'm going to be your Mistress from now on!"

Hehehehe...

Himeko couldn't help but grin widely.

"Now, as an important part of your work here, I must be allowed to examine all your breast sizes immediately! Preferably hands-on and without any clothing in the way. Aside from the loli, I don't want to touch a loli's chest, that would be weird."

[fusionman]

Mizuki blinks and stares. "Excuse me your majesty? You want me to...is there a reason for this chest examination my lady? Because I signed on for work...not to be felt up. "

She sighs. "Let me guess...I'm fired if I don't do that?"

[megamagikarp]

Josephina stared at the princess, extremely confused. This is...Well, not what she expected her to be like, to say the least. But after a few moments, her look of confusion changed to one of annoyance. "E-excuse me?! I am not a loli! I just look like one!"

[Rain]

Resisting the urge to slap her palm to her face, the vampire dropped her cigarette and ground it against the stone before taking the princess's hand and tugging her towards the dining room. She'd still go on about it, but... "When it's bathtime, Hime-chan. At least try and maintain proper decorum until then."

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"But you are a loli. And it would be weird touching a loli's chest, so-h-hey!" cut off when Augustine began to drag her away, Himeko struggled for a moment. "But it's an important part of-B-b-b-bathtime?"

The thoughts that flooded Himeko's mind overrode and unwillingness to cooperate, and she allowed herself to be dragged along without resistance.

"Heheheheheheheheeeeeee~ Yeeeeeeessss~ Skinshiiiiip~" the small girl was impossibly eager for bathtime, by this point. "Look forward to it, my adorable maids!"

[fusionman]

Mizuki sighs. "If I'm going to be dragged into the lady's "skinship" at least I'm not going to be alone. There could have been a lot worse things in my job I guess."

She sighs. "So bathtime my compatriots?"

[Tachi]

Taiga just stared at Himeko for a moment. Had the princess been a bit older, she would've gladly taken part in the "examination", but as it was...well, she wasn't interested in children. As such, the shapeshifter was definitely not looking forward to bathtime. She sighed and glanced at the scarred maid.

After a few seconds, she spoke, her voice sounding calm and even despite the other girl's seeming intent to skip the breakfast she had prepared. "...If you want to be molested by a child, that's your business, but I'm not letting this meal go to waste."

With that remark out of the way, she adjusted her glasses and began carrying the components of the meal to the table.

[fusionman]

Mizuki breathes out deeply obviously relieved. "Oh thank God! I did not want to get molested right after waking up."

She smiles, her patchwork face folding over itself in bizarre patches from the action. "So what is breakfast? Some sausage? Toast? Eggs perhaps?"

[megamagikarp]

Josephina sighed and sat down at the table, muttering to herself. "I'm not a loli..." Mostly to prove this fact to herself, she pulled a cigarette out of her pocket and lit it. "Something tells me she's going to be calling me that a lot..."

[Rain]

Josephina's cigarette was used to light another one of Augustine's cigarettes as she seated Himeko. Hmm... go to find the missing maid, go get a drink to go with her breakfast (and no prizes for guessing what that would be), or just sit down and eat? Decisions, decisions...

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Himeko waved her hand in a bid to ward off the cigarette smoke from Augustine, then settled into her seat. She kicked her legs, and inclined her head to one side.

"Of course you're a loli, even if you're old enough to smoke cigarettes, which you shouldn't be doing anyway," she said, "Just look at your body! Meanwhile, everyone else isn't flat and small like you. Flat's not bad, though, sometimes I-Oh, right... breakfast!"

The perversion was finally shattered by hunger. "I'm~really~hung~ry! Who made breakfast today? It smells good!"