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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 11:37:34 GMT -5
"Hi everyone! I'm here to answer any questions you have for me... provided they're not TOO creepy. So, ask away, and you'll be welcome at my resort for any vacation."
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 11:41:16 GMT -5
"That's a very rude question to ask a lady, you know. But 25, 45 post timeskip!"
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 11:42:04 GMT -5
What's your stance on exhibitionism? =P
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 11:50:30 GMT -5
"Well, Raineh, it all depends on the person. I, for one, am proud of my body and showing it off is great fun. I most certainly support it for the hades party members." At this, Anny drops a wink.
"As for life before Masjora... pretty typical maid stuff. Clean the house, do the dishes, cook dinner, I did some accounting and filing, organize stuff, and look after the children. I really didn't like the children, the mayor's kids were such brats. Thing is... my voice did the whole 'slow brainwashing' even then. So... it wasn't really a happy time for me."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 11:51:46 GMT -5
"H-Hey, April's the exhibitionist, not me!"
"Now... umm... rank the apparent breast size of the Hades Party members, please? I want to know what it looks like to an outsider."
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Post by Falkon on Jul 5, 2012 11:54:16 GMT -5
"Do you ever think about what we did to your corpse?"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 12:00:01 GMT -5
"I thought he was a god, GCR. Hmmm... size ranking? From smallest to largest, April ('coz she's tiny), Tachi, Anno, Rain, Grey, Moerin. As for the corpse... all I know is it was probably still warm. So I try not to."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:02:57 GMT -5
"I think Anno wins on 'human sized girls'."
"Now, what does your voice sound like? It looks orange."
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 12:10:11 GMT -5
"Well, Rain, my voice sounds... kind of like sugar for the ears if that makes any sense. People like to hear it because of the supernatural powers it holds. Other than that, a fairly neutral octave, but when the bold and italics come in, that's when I'm straight up trying to control someone. Which reminds me, sorry Ty Lee! It was wrong for me to brainwash you, even if I got Mischief out of it. Which leads me to why I defected- Etna gives better benefits and she doesn't proclaim her love for a hussy rabbit creature in front of me. Also she's less psychotically evil."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:11:33 GMT -5
"What do you plan to do in the timeskip? Apart from have lots of sex with Mischief."
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Post by EldritchMermaid on Jul 5, 2012 12:11:38 GMT -5
"Um... how should I go about staying on your good side?"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 12:16:07 GMT -5
"Well, over the timeskip, I'm planning on opening a resort designed to cater to multiversal travelers in Mistress Etna's new Netherworld and using the funds to improve it, as well as to live in relative luxury. To stay on my good side, Jenny? Just keep being your sweet little self. An in all the multiverse, I'd... really have no idea who I'd want to meet. I don't have that much experience outside Hyrule."
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 5, 2012 12:18:03 GMT -5
"Ooh, ooh! Miss Moerin said succubuses can Magichange into swords! Can I keep you? The last succubus I knew took a bus to this weird Hollywood place and I haven't seen her since."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:18:11 GMT -5
"Do you mind if people bring swords along? I don't want to leave stuff where mad scientists, pervy catgirls, and prinnies can get it."
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 5, 2012 12:19:03 GMT -5
"SWOOOOOOOOOORDS! You and your sister are the bestest~ So many swords, eheheh~"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 12:19:55 GMT -5
"I'm sorry, Jojo, but I'm spoken for. As for weapons, you'll have to keep them in your room. But I can assure you our safes are designed by the finest technicians."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 12:20:20 GMT -5
"Um, h-hi, um... um... so, um... wh-wh-what's... um... d-do you know a good place to buy, um, bathing suits? S-since, um, I-I'm l-looking for, um, comfortable ones that, um, aren't revealing, so, um..."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:21:15 GMT -5
"Can you point Anno to revealing bathing suits instead?"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 12:24:54 GMT -5
"Rain, you should be ashamed. Anno wants to have a non-revealing swimsuit, and so she shall! I'd recommend heading down to the boardwalk, where we've got plenty of shops. There should be somewhere that has what you want."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:28:10 GMT -5
"Are you going to open a winter resort if the summer one (what you seem to be going for) is successful?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 12:28:12 GMT -5
"Th-th-thanks... >.<"
"Are there any violators of Knox's Decalogue HERE?"
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Post by EldritchMermaid on Jul 5, 2012 12:33:17 GMT -5
"Umm... I think I might go with her..."
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 12:39:52 GMT -5
"Well, we're going to have a few hotel buildings with varying prices for accommodation and adjusted luxury items at the cardinal directions from the lake at the center, used for fishing. The beach is towards the south, and the boardwalk is to the southwest of the main gate. Obviously, regardless of the pricing package, you're allowed to use all of our facilities, from the daycare center to the arcade. As for the winter resort, I'm not sure... it would be a good idea to have a revenue stream during the off seasons, but I'm not sure how to run a high-quality one. And Jenny... Mischief and I would love to have you stay at our resort for a while."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:41:13 GMT -5
"What, precisely, will the pricing be like?"
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 5, 2012 12:41:40 GMT -5
"Three sizes? Also I'm most honoured you think my bust is the bustiest in all Hades~"
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Post by EldritchMermaid on Jul 5, 2012 12:42:05 GMT -5
"..."
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 5, 2012 12:44:50 GMT -5
"Why is Ciaran suddenly smooshed under the foot of a 20 meter tall nigh-indestructable robot?" >.> <.<
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 12:47:00 GMT -5
"Um, I... um... um... so, um... um... I... um... I'm just going to leave bye." -And Anno was gone-
"... Do you have ice cream HERE?"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 5, 2012 13:02:02 GMT -5
"Well, the fancier the building you're staying in and the more staff it has... Actually, just an east and west building should do. Anyway, pricing is around fifty dollars a night, we recoup the recoup the minor loss from the four-star restaurant, and the fact we're one of the only places in the multiverse where you can see Elvis Presley perform live. That's none of your business, Irishman."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 13:04:20 GMT -5
"Would you like increased revenue in exchange for a ten percent stake in the business?"
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