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Post by stratofarius on Jul 5, 2012 12:00:10 GMT -5
"Ahem. Hello humans! It is us. And by us, I mean me. The Master. You can ask me any questions you want. Remember, this is not the Master and Majora. This is just our younger side. And by younger side, I mean me. Yay!"
The Master then began to float. "And I would like to say it was my idea to do these "ask a character" things, and Footsie just had to go and steal it!"
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:01:56 GMT -5
"Firstly, why the hell are you called the Master?"
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Post by stratofarius on Jul 5, 2012 12:06:55 GMT -5
"You see, I took over the body of a human named Kios. And Kios had a complex. He wanted to be the master of everything. That's why he began to go after the homunculi. Unfortunately, that pesky crabbit appeared, and he started going soft. Then that annoying kid appeared. And the rest's history. Eventually, he wanted to give up on the search, just to stay with his family. So I took over his body. I became it's new Master. That's why I'm called the Master. Of course, it also means that eventually, I'll become the Master of every single being on the Multiverse. And Kios doesn't sound threatening. Now, Master does sound threatening."
He shrugged. "Or maybe I'm just fucking crazy."
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 5, 2012 12:10:33 GMT -5
"Are you my mummy?"
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:12:54 GMT -5
"Master's such a trite name. It's also not a name. Why not give yourself a proper name?"
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Post by stratofarius on Jul 5, 2012 12:22:03 GMT -5
"Yes, yes, I'm your mummy! Especially since our younger side is male. But our older side is... sexless, I think. Masky always take the form of a young girl. So I guess we're your mummy."
"Fetishes? Of course. Every single one of them. Anything that gives me pleasure. It's a side consequence of having absorbed the personification of the sin of lust."
"Heh, says the girl named Rain. But I think I will give myself a proper name in the future. Like Masjora. That's better, isn't it?"
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Post by StarSketch on Jul 5, 2012 12:22:43 GMT -5
"What's with the Rainbow text- I mean, voices?"
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:23:42 GMT -5
"Rain is a perfectly valid name, the Master is a title."
"Are you literate?"
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Post by Falkon on Jul 5, 2012 12:25:56 GMT -5
My goodness, younger us, you have no clue about sexuality! I've taken, like, 2 female forms since this whole thing started!
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Post by stratofarius on Jul 5, 2012 12:36:16 GMT -5
"Well, it's simple, Sammy. I'm basically trying to hold six maniacal beings in my own mind. Sometimes, their voices bleed through."
"If Rain is a perfectly valid name, I'm going to name my kid Cloud, or River or I see your point. Yeah, I am literate, why do you ask."
"Well, you see, I'm not a virgin. My body, at least, isn't. You think Kios never shagged? Also, I can do whatever I want on my Mindplane, and I do mean it. And, believe me when I say it, but when I do have sex on the RP, it'll be... special."
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:37:00 GMT -5
"Would you have the decency to fade to black or would we have to find some way to kill you mid-rape?"
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 5, 2012 12:43:51 GMT -5
"Who would win in a cage fight between Onox and Veran?"
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Post by stratofarius on Jul 5, 2012 12:44:31 GMT -5
"Yes, I'll fade to black. But remember, we can go past PG-13 now, so yay rape!"
"What?! WHAT?! Of course not! Me and Masky... we're the same person! We're just two gods that enjoy to play with everyone's lives... w-we don't love each other!"
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Post by Rain on Jul 5, 2012 12:46:19 GMT -5
"That would make it masturbation."
"That we can go past PG-13 means I can include as much loving description of violence as I want, right~?"
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 5, 2012 12:47:08 GMT -5
"Who would win in a cage fight between Onox and Veran?" |
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Post by Addy on Jul 5, 2012 14:11:26 GMT -5
*Gig materialises with a couch and a tub of popcorn*
"Hello pipsqueak. You still planning?"
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Post by stratofarius on Jul 5, 2012 15:48:33 GMT -5
"Yes, of course you can. So go on. Enjoy it."
"Onox, of course."
"... oh, you. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the side of you walking along with those humans. How's your plan to do whatever you want is going? Oh, what's that? You don't have one? You were stuck with a stupid human? That's too bad. When I become a god, I'll make sure to give you a nice, pretty grave."
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Post by thebrick on Jul 5, 2012 22:03:58 GMT -5
What will you look like when you've become all-powerful and such? A detailed and terrifying description of your ascendant form would be nice.
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Post by thebrick on Jul 5, 2012 22:04:19 GMT -5
What will you look like when you've become all-powerful and such? A detailed and terrifying description of your ascendant form would be nice.
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Post by Addy on Jul 8, 2012 13:51:49 GMT -5
"Yeah, walking with the humans, stomping all over your crushed dreams. [/color]"
"Only fools plan. Wise man steers.[/color]"
"Oh, yeah, a question: When are you gonna stop posturing and actually do something? [/color]"
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Post by Rain on Jul 8, 2012 14:24:07 GMT -5
"What are your thoughts on puppets?"
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Post by Mahou Moerin on Jul 8, 2012 14:48:49 GMT -5
"So where's your degree? I mean, if you're a master you have to have a degree, so... And what do you even have a degree in?"
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Post by stratofarius on Jul 8, 2012 14:59:14 GMT -5
What will you look like when you've become all-powerful and such?"Uh, Masky did a drawing. Masky designs all of my bodies. And this is the body we'll use once we absorb Greed. Our older side is also working on something else, though, something very special..." When are you gonna stop posturing and actually do something?"Let me introduce you to a concept, Gig. It's called "building up to something". Instead of blowing everything up like the idiot that you are, I'm actually waiting until someone is foolish enough, like you, to attack me. That way, people will go "woah" and crap their pants." What are your thoughts on puppets?"I love them! Once I become a multiversal god, I'll transform the population of an entire world into puppets. Then, I'll play with them! And once I get bored, I'll burn their little felt bodies!" So where's your degree? I mean, if you're a master you have to have a degree, so... And what do you even have a degree in?"I'm a Master of everything. But mostly sexyness. Why do you think I always walk shirtless?"
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Post by Rain on Jul 8, 2012 15:02:24 GMT -5
Why are you going to become a purple spiky thing? It looks weird. And stupid.
Then again, you seem like a stupid person anyway, so...
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Post by Addy on Jul 8, 2012 15:33:48 GMT -5
"I can NEVER stop thinking of Gamzee Makara when looking at that thing. Except Gamzee is cooler."
"You call that buildup? Pfffhahahaha![/color]"
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Post by stratofarius on Jul 8, 2012 16:29:30 GMT -5
"It's not stupid. You're stupid. It's a true god-like body."
"You're stupid too, Gig."
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Post by Addy on Jul 8, 2012 16:30:55 GMT -5
Gig was in more danger of dying from laughter than he would be from anything else Master could ever do.
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Post by Rain on Jul 9, 2012 8:23:28 GMT -5
"Why are you so childish? 'No, you are' is the most infantile retort anyone could come up with."
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Post by dblade26 on Jul 9, 2012 8:45:20 GMT -5
"Hi. So, if Papa got turned into a mean, dumb, hungry dinosaur thing, how is he still alive in your head?"
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Post by stratofarius on Jul 9, 2012 15:21:21 GMT -5
"I'm allowed to be childish. I'm four months old. I was born the moment Kios absorbed Envy's shard."
"Oh, hi kiddo! Well, you see, I only did that to scare the crap out of you. And to mentally torture you. Your father's fine, in his lizardman form, suffering constant torture from Masky. But if I snap my fingers, I can turn him back into a dinosaur. Isn't it fun? I should turn you into a lizard too. Lizard dad and lizard kid!"
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