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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 19:16:05 GMT -5
Ika strolled out to the table in the center of the room and sat down, folding her arms and grinning with far too much confidence.
"People of the Multiverse ~degeso! I am your terrifying new ruler, Ika Musume ~degeso! Here, you can ask questions of me and give me shrimp ~degeso!"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 13, 2012 19:20:40 GMT -5
Do you want a hug?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 19:26:10 GMT -5
"A hug? What, do you wish to show your new leader affection ~degeso? Ha ha ha! That would be a little weird though ~degeso... How about giving me shrimp instead ~degeso?"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 13, 2012 19:29:39 GMT -5
Actually, I just think you're the cutest multiversal conqueror ever.
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Kun rushed in and jumped up and down.
"Ika! Will you play with me and Kay and Alice and Wendy and Jack?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 19:33:53 GMT -5
"'Cutest multiversal conqueror ever' ~degeso? I'm not cute, I'm scary ~degeso!"
"Eh?"
Ika was confused for a moment.
"Who are you and Kay and Wendy and Jack ~degeso?"
Perhaps... if they were all children, she could bring them together as part of her multiverse-conquering force! Children always seemed to listen to her, after all. And soon, from there, everyone would listen to her! Even Chizuru wouldn't be able to stop her, and she could lock Sanae up and everything!
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Post by Roxas on Jul 13, 2012 20:13:17 GMT -5
Character Yet To Be Introduced approached the supposed conqueror, keyblades in hand. "Oblivion or Oathkeeper?" He asked.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:14:21 GMT -5
"Eh?"
Ika tilted her head.
"What are those ~degeso?"
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Post by Roxas on Jul 13, 2012 20:16:15 GMT -5
"Keyblades. Powerful artefacts that can save the world." CYTBI waved the Oathkeeper, "Or destry it." He waved Oblivion. "But anyway, Oblivion or Oathkeeper.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:17:04 GMT -5
"..."
The gears turned in Ika's mind.
"Clearly, you'll have to give them to me so I can properly judge them ~degeso."
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Post by Roxas on Jul 13, 2012 20:19:41 GMT -5
"Okay. You have exactly three seconds before they automatically return to my possession." CYTBI shrugged, handing them over. "Unless you happen to be pure of heart,"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:23:21 GMT -5
"Whatever!"
Ika took the keyblades, and...
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Now I'll be able to conquer the multiverse in no time ~degeso!"
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 20:32:16 GMT -5
"Tentacle rape, Ika?"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 13, 2012 20:32:54 GMT -5
Kun tilted her head up at Rain.
"What's rape?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:32:56 GMT -5
"... Ehhhhh? What kind of weird thing are you talking about ~degeso? Though... whatever it is, if it involves tentacles I'll be the best at it ~degeso!"
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 20:35:27 GMT -5
"Can I show you?"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:38:02 GMT -5
"Fine, show me whatever this is ~degeso! And-"
The keyblades vanished from her tentacles.
"Ehhhhh?!"
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 20:38:22 GMT -5
-Drags Ika off to a safe bedroom. ^_^-
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:41:03 GMT -5
Ika proceeded to exact many thwackings with her tentacles, attempting to escape. When she hopefuly eventually did, she ran back to her table.
"Y-you're just like Sanae degeso!"
Needless to say, she was shaken.
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 20:43:01 GMT -5
-Slides her some manga to explain what I meant, then. :<-
"Why did you have to ruin my fun? It wouldn't hurt you. ;_;"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:48:09 GMT -5
"Y-y-you're w-weird ~degeso!"
In spite of that, Ika picked up the manga and looked in it for a moment.
Her eyes went wide and white, her face gaining multiple blue lines, at the content.
"Th-th-this is... h-humans look at this ~degeso...? Ch-children shouldn't see this degeso!"
With that, she hurled the manga across the room and shot her tentacles out to cover Kun's eyes.
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 20:49:14 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 20:51:30 GMT -5
"No! You're weird! Just like Sanae ~degeso! I bet you're her ally ~degeso!"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 13, 2012 20:52:03 GMT -5
Kun hugged Ika.
"Oh, you look kinda sick! Do you wanna lay down?"
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 20:53:01 GMT -5
"I'm not her ally; I don't want to share. D="
"Can I at least join in the hug? :<"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 21:04:42 GMT -5
Ika squirmed, a little surprised by the hug.
"I'm fine! But... no! You don't get to join in the hug, Sanae-like person ~degeso!"
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 21:05:26 GMT -5
-JOINS IN ANYWAY. D<-
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 21:06:27 GMT -5
Ika squirmed frantically, shoving with her tentacles to try and push Rain away.
She now assumed that this was an alternate universe Sanae.
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Post by Rain on Jul 13, 2012 21:08:51 GMT -5
-FAILURE. Cuddles for the tentacle girl! ^_^-
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2012 21:11:38 GMT -5
Ika's only option now was to squirm, in something of a panic, and thwack randomly with her tentacles.
"Let go ~degeso!"
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Post by Krautman on Jul 13, 2012 21:13:25 GMT -5
"DAAAADDDYYYYYY! MOOOOOMMMMYYYYYY! THE RAPE LADY IS FORCING HER WAY INTO MY HUG!"
There is a sound of a loading shotgun.
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