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Post by 22myguy on Oct 24, 2012 13:57:45 GMT -5
"Sorry, it is just I have been having really bad day and I guess lost my patience, sorry again."
Ok so apparently, The Multiverse was a really thing and what, Joseph and most people thought were just fictional stories were real place populated by real people. Too day just kept getting wired and wired, also this Linkara came from a wild west universe that was pretty odd to.
"Ok that answered some of are questions, so what do we now Mr. Lovhaug?" Joseph asked hopping that, Linkara would be able too answer that question too.
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Post by 423 on Oct 24, 2012 14:26:58 GMT -5
"Well, thanks for the info-dump. So why are we here?"
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 24, 2012 14:53:37 GMT -5
"I don't know. But our current objective is to find a Homunculus by the name of Greed before another Homunculus by the name of Envy comes and absorbs him. If he does that, it's all over." Lewis said.
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Post by 423 on Oct 24, 2012 14:56:57 GMT -5
"Homunculi? Um, I know those are a thing. But, okay, stop Greed and Envy from Fusion Dancing. By the way, who made the Portkey Crystal?"
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 24, 2012 15:07:30 GMT -5
"The crystal isn't a portkey. It, for lack of a better term, is the crystallized essence of another person. Shards, we call it. Impalement will lead to you learning the skills and powers of that person. It could also lead to some other nasty things. Possession being a key thing. Take Envy for instance. He used to be a human like you, but then he got impaled with the Shard of Envy. Now he is off on a quest to absorb the rest of the Homunculi." Lewis said.
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Post by 22myguy on Oct 24, 2012 15:10:39 GMT -5
"Wait, Homunculi as in the ones from Fullmetal Alchemist, OK I understand why having Greed and Envy fused together is a bad thing and we should stop it, but what are those to tow doing in this universe and how are we suppose to help you?" Joseph was not sure about Ciaran, but Joseph failed to see how he could of any use against Greed ( a guy, with that could turn his skin into indestructible Material) or Envy ( a monster with super human strength and shape shifting powers.)
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 24, 2012 15:18:10 GMT -5
"As I have stated, he's on a mad quest to absorb the others. Greed is the only one left. This is a bad thing because he's gone beyond the control of even the man who recruited him. If he absorbs all of them, he'll be on par with a god. As for why they have went to other worlds, I have no clue. You can help by assisting the group tasked to stopping these threats. A group went to the bank, while another went to the harbor." Lewis said.
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Post by 22myguy on Oct 24, 2012 15:22:43 GMT -5
Joseph consider Linkara's words "OK, then so what are the threats and who have you sent to stop them?"
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 24, 2012 15:35:32 GMT -5
"Well, this is Gotham, so obviously some criminals are going around causing mayhem in an attempt to flush Greed out. Plus, it's Batman who has sent them to do this, but we're mostly our own group." Lewis said.
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Post by megamagikarp on Oct 24, 2012 16:17:19 GMT -5
Once the fighting started, Magi ducked behind a wall, occasionally peeking out to see what was happening. He knew it was a good idea to stay with these guys, but...well, he didn't really want to risk getting hurt and wasn't quite sure how to, or even if he could, put up a fight against people like this.
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Post by biomechtraveler on Oct 24, 2012 17:32:15 GMT -5
In a world far in the depths of the multiverse a lone boy stood in the centre of a battlefield. Tha battlefield was a always littered with dead bodies and the boy as the only survivor was covered in blood- what was a clean white robe was now stained crimson.
There was only one thing out of order- the blood on the Boy was not his own, though he did have a couple of scratches that may need looking at he was otherwise unscathed.
Guess its time to collect payment
The Boy turned his back to the carnage and walked off.
The Boy was Aleph, a gun for hire- more like a nuke for hire- a killer who to all that used him seemed like a person who had devoted their life to money. Actually this was not the case, not that anybody cared- he was ruthlessly efficient- a rebellion in some distant world against a corrupt empire: He had single handedly slaughtered the main HQ then for a bonus wiped out two more bases. He then went on to assasinate the leader of the empire along with the dictators assistants.
To say that Aleph hated his job was an understatement, some were already giving him the name of 'weeping death'.
Am I still Human?
He often thought about his job...was he being desensitized to life by becoming a killer?...but then he'd remeber the one thing in existance he cared for and all questions disappeared.
Thus the Boy trudged off the battlefield.
A day later a girl living in a small flat in the world of Lilim would recieve another mystry package- inside was enough money to cover the next month of expenses.
She would open it and wistfully look out the open window, could her daydream of a dead brother supporting her even after death come true?
Onee chan...if you are truly out there somewhere...why can't you pay me a visit?
The girl's name is Yuka...but that dosen't matter, what matters is that she was the one thing Aleph cared about in his life.
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Post by 22myguy on Oct 25, 2012 10:09:24 GMT -5
"Right then, so what are we going to do and by we, I mean you, me and this guy, who's name don't know yet." Joesph said, while pointing at Ciaran with his thumb.
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Post by Falkon on Oct 25, 2012 10:52:55 GMT -5
Mia's move was effective, and the grenade exploded safely- or as close as one could come to safety with explosives, that is.
When the explosion occurred, Mary ducked.
Meanwhile, the bird landed on a nearby building, shapeshifting into the form of Falkon. He held out his hand, and Falkon's old GPS was launched into his hand by the pouch.
Soon, John, Alicia, and anyone else on Gotham with a brotherhood GPS would receive a message from Falkon, reading "Roy's dead, most of us are severely wounded. We need backup immediately!"
As all that was going on, Pleasure's now-skeletal hand pressed against the back wall of a certain police station, as her tail began to take on a more... Sharpened appearance.
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Post by Krautman on Oct 25, 2012 11:03:53 GMT -5
John didn't bother checking the GPS, having seen where the bird landed thanks to the Taka head. However, first things first. He got between August and the blast, hoping to shield the boy. He put in medals and turned to face Rage again.
"Right... let's try this then."
"Now let's see that bird dodge this."
John began launching fireballs with incredible accuracy towards Rage, placing medals into the Spinner between shots.
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Post by Falkon on Oct 25, 2012 12:24:45 GMT -5
Rage didn't expect the first fireball, and it hit him straight on, knocking him to the ground, and forcing him back into the form of a Worgen.
He stood up, snarling, and a green glow could momentarily be seen on his claws, after which the damage the fireball had done began to heal.
He stuck out his hand, rapidly replacing the GPS with the Hylian Shield, and blocked the next few fireballs, before once again shapeshifting, this time into the form of a cheetah, and sprinted across the rooftop in an attempt to get a good aim, dodging fireballs as he ran.
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Post by 423 on Oct 25, 2012 12:55:35 GMT -5
"... wait. Power and skills? Like superpowers? What you're trying to tell me is since I took a crystal to the knee, I have superpowers? What powers? Please don't say I'm a Twilight Vampire, I don't want to sparkle."
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 25, 2012 14:50:00 GMT -5
"That I'm not sure about. You're going to have to find out yourself. There may be a good chance that you may talk with the person in the shard, though there's an equal chance of them possessing you." Lewis said. He then got ready.
"Or better yet, let's test out both your abilities. Men, we're going to cash in at the bank."
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Post by 423 on Oct 25, 2012 16:04:49 GMT -5
"Better Pun: It's time to give some officiers of the law a bailout. Or, it's time to drop the stimulus package. Let's put evil into a recession. Due to gains in Heroes, Villains are suffering a decline in share prices. We're the gold standard. These villains aren't fit for purpose. Withdrawal denied. C'mon, any of those work better!"
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 25, 2012 16:09:04 GMT -5
"Uuuuuugh... Please, your puns are hurting my soul..." Lewis said.
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Post by 423 on Oct 25, 2012 16:12:34 GMT -5
"I'm not the soul perpetrator okay I'll stop now, let's go. Or wait, I would really like a weapon. Preferably of the "for dummies" kind, since I'm not the most physically fit, as you can see."
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 25, 2012 16:16:57 GMT -5
"Alright..." Lewis then reached for his GPS. "N.A.V.I., beam down a weapon. Any kind will do." Lewis said. Soon, a weapon came in the form...
of a pickaxe.
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Post by 423 on Oct 25, 2012 16:41:13 GMT -5
"...Oh cool, a diamond pickaxe! I love Minecraft!"
Picking it up, it felt... familiar in his hands.
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Post by 22myguy on Oct 25, 2012 16:46:39 GMT -5
Joesph thought Linkara's idea over, on one hand if he went a long with the idea it would be the best way to discover what his powers were, but on the other hand there was the well, the danger. I mean Joesph had people back home, who would miss him if were gone. Was it really right for him to put them through that sort of pain, but he could not just ignore what was going on here either. Joesph wade his options, took a deep breath, "OK I'm in." Then Linkara and Ciaran started making puns, Linkara's suck pretty dam hard but Ciaran's were just beyond bad. Joesph's eyes locked with those of Irishman, "never, ever do that again." Joesph then turned back to Linkara "hey can I have a weapon too?"
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 25, 2012 16:59:31 GMT -5
Lewis pressed another button and soon, a baseball bat was summoned. It was silver with a gold ring encrusted with amethyst jewels on the top middle of the bat. Around the bat were tiny bumps, though if Joesph were to swing it, he would notice that those bumps become spikes.
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Post by 423 on Oct 26, 2012 8:32:53 GMT -5
"Woah. Batter Up. Anyway, shall we go dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? ...please don't tell me we're fighting the Joker."
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 26, 2012 8:40:14 GMT -5
"No. Actually, the Joker was arrested along with another version of him." Lewis said.
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Post by 423 on Oct 26, 2012 9:34:38 GMT -5
"Still means we could be fighting the Joker. He's escaped more times than Houdini."
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Post by 22myguy on Oct 26, 2012 10:57:54 GMT -5
Joesph raised an eye brow, the bat seemed to be little too extravagant, especial when you consider the fact that Ciaran got a pick ax.
I just seemed a little one side, and it seemed even more one sided when Joesph gave the bat a test swing and, huge spikes popped out of it!!!! Normaly Joesph would say this was crossing into region of overkill, but they were about to go up agents gotham city's worst crooks so maybe this was just playing it safe.
Then Ciaran made the pun, "please for the love of all that is holy and good in this world please, stop it." Joesph said, while facepalm in an epic manner.
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Post by 423 on Oct 27, 2012 10:27:13 GMT -5
"So... Are we going now? I mean, Bank Robbery, Supervillains, Time may or may not be of the essence? Are we going now, or do I have time to crap and then change my pants? Should I change my pants? I mean, they're jeans, but bullets will go straight through them, and despite their size, I like my legs. Oh god, what the fuck am I doing, I'm about to take on fucking supervillains with a very expensive pickaxe and an unknown superpower, I'm dead. Yeah, I'm definitely dead. Dead as doornail. I'm trapped wandering the Multiverse or stuck in another world if I'm not dead. I'm never going to see my family again."
He slumped against cave wall, tears forming.
"oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. I have a phobia of pain. Hate pain. I don't do physical activities to avoid pain. I'm scared. I'm a sixteen year old fat geek stuck in the DC Universe and I have to stop a supervillain and protect a monster from being eaten by another monster and I haven't even been here half an hour. I'm gonna die. I'm the redshirt in this equation the new guy, first day. Not the badass who lives to the end of the movie, not the puppy to be protected, I'm too old that I don't get automatic child immortality. I'm dead, I'm dead, i'm dead i'm dead im dead imdead imdead imdead..."
He continued repeating "imdead" for a minute or so, before downgrading to just gentle sobbing.
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Post by Psyga315 on Oct 27, 2012 10:45:24 GMT -5
Lewis sighed. He didn't know what to do... Suddenly, Ciaran was picked up and lifted by the collar. He was then staring into the face of a familiar (though not to him) shades wearing pirate. " HEY!" Gai said to him. "If you sit there and do nothing, then you're already dead!" "Uh, Ciaran, this is Ikari Gai... A pirate who is prone to deliver hour upon hour of speech." Lewis said, shocked that he just came out like that. He was wearing several bandages, including one wrapped over his fore head. Gai glared at Lewis, then back to Ciaran. "I have seen people like you do better than this! If you sit there and cry, then what was the point of you coming here? Even if it's against your will, you came for a reason! You came because you had skills and abilities that could help tip the edge in battle! You can be a great person! And great people won't die, even if they are killed! Just who the hell do you think you are? You're you! You're not a red shirt! You choose who you want to be!" Gai said. Lewis then noticed a winged humanoid come by. The wings were skyblue as the human woman had rainbow colored hair. She too had several bandages, with one of her wings being tilted off angle. |
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