JTTM: Beyond Beyond The Impossible (RPG)

[Psyga315]

"The hay has been goin' on, Lewis? Daiwhatever? The hay is that?" Jack said to Lewis.

"Look, there's been a very long string of events that I need to tell you and-" Linkara tried to explain, but Jack interrupted him.

"Oh, I'm sure ya do, because meanwhile, while ya were busy doin' whateva you're doin', a lot of stuff had gone down! For one thing, Braeburn's dead, and then there's this taxes thing that's goin' on, and then-" Jack went on and on about the complications, though Linkara, though frowning upon the mention of Braeburn for whatever reason. Though then Linkara decided to interrupt her.

"Look, you all are in grave danger. A powerful warlord is making his way here to destroy or otherwise enslave you all and-" Lewis said, but again was interrupted.

"Ya better not be lyin', ya know I hate liars!" Jack said.

"I'm not lying! I'm telling you the honest truth!" Lewis said.

"Well, I'll believe ya when ya tell me where the hay ya've been. Until then, I have my own troubles to handle." Jack said as she stormed off.

"... Was that Applejack?" Nicholas muttered, with Lewis looking at him.

"What? No. That's Jack Applebuck... She... Well, she was a friend of mine, though... we severed connections... And... Wait, blue people?" Linkara asked Nanoha. He then looked around. "Where?" He said in a panic.

[Mahou Moerin]

Moerin, Hades - Outside the kitchens

"S-sorry, um... I'm s-s-sorry, I..." Well this was.. Pathetic. To think that she'd been brought down so low... All she could focus on right now were her baser instincts. She could barely look at April right now without... Without...

I want it... I need it... I want it... I need it...

She'd been feeling like this for a while now, ever since she'd become a demon, but it had never felt this strong before. It was like the urge was the only thing she could think of, just like she was a cat in heat. ...A cat in heat? Don't tell me...

Anny's appearance snapped her out of the daze for just long enough for her to grab April's arm and rush off down the corridor. As she went, she waved at the succubus and murmured some incoherent thanks mixed in with equally incoherent apologies. With some quick searching, she found and empty room and dragged April into it.

"I'm sorry... Sorry, I just, um... Since... Since I b-became a demon, I... I'm finding it hard to c-control myself, and, um, uh, well, uh..." Her mutterings grew more and more incoherent as she tried to figure out how to explain herself whilst simultaneously fighting the urge to force April to the floor and ravish her.

[Vinestar]

Grey

"Oh, hey Tach." Brightening up considerably as her eyes glanced upon the now properly dressed boy, Grey sat up from her lazy slouch. "Um... Wanna have a seat? It's a pretty trashy film, but it's so bad it's good." Flashing a smile at the boy, all her gloom was gone in the blink of an eye. Literally!

Valvatorez

"Today's young demons are all so eager." Chuckling, Valvatorez drew her own blade. "Hm... It wouldn't be fair for me to attack first. I'd say you should envision a sword you remember. The Card will do the rest." Assuming a stance, the vampire stood stock still and waited.

Desco

Done slicing up the cheese wedges (and then some judging by the wood and stone shavings lying about), the eldritch loli then floated on over to the flour. "Hm... Desco thinks the next thing to do is to roll flour!" Pouring a whole bag's worth of fine ground grains onto the counter, she then nodded at the generous amount of ingredients laid out. Rising on up, she then began literally spinning in the flour. Said result was a white powdery funnel that began making a mess in the kitchens.

[Krautman]

Hades Kitchen, Anny

As Moerin ran off with Rain, Anny shouted after them.

"For the record? That's how I've felt literally every second since becoming a succubus!"

Anny yelped as she rushed into the kitchen, grabbing onto Desco and looking at the flour on the counter. She took out a cloth and began cleaning the eldritch girl.

"Young lady, just what do you think you're doing?"

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John, Appaloosa

"Look, Ms. Applebuck, I don't know the details but for the payment Lewis has promised us to help you fine folks I'd hogtie your choice of deities and string 'em up like pinatas in the town square."

[Tachi]

"Huh?" Tachi looked at the screen, then down at the girl. Well, the crossdresser didn't really have anything else to do at the moment. Not to mention the fact that leaving Grey alone just felt...wrong. And trashy, "so bad it's good" movies were always fun. The boy took a seat and glanced at the monitor before turning his attention to the white-haired girl. "So, what are we watching?" he asked.

Unfortunately, it appeared that the young man hadn't learned from the times he'd seen the "guy who isn't used to wearing a skirt/kilt/other such item of clothing sits down" bit in action, as he sat in a manner that would show that his search for underwear had been successful. Even if he'd only succeeded in finding a pair of black panties.

[Mahou Moerin]

Jolokia, Corridors of Hades

Envision a sword you remember...

What was Valvatorez talking about? Envisioning a sword... Master Vargus had always said that to become a truly great swordsman, one should envision themselves as a sword; that rather than use the sword as a simple tool it should be treated as an extension of oneself. To truly master the blade, one should become like unto the blade themselves. To become like the sword... To become like the sword...

- -m th- --ne of m- -wo--

...Huh?

I -m th- b-ne of m- swo--

...I am the bone of my sword? Was that what he meant? Was that...

Envision a sword you remember... There was really only one sword she could remember easier than any other, a blade of such beauty and grace that it had etched itself onto her memory since she was a child. It was her first love, something that changed her life forever. If she hadn't seen it, she would never have become who she was today. She would probably still be slaving away on her parent's Chocobo ranch, were it not for the grace of that sword.

"I... Am the bone... Of my sword..." As she spoke the words, a crackle of energy erupted in her empty hand. It was like lightning shooting up her arm as something burst into existence in her palm, something... Something familiar...

"...Save the Queen..." she murmured in awe, staring at the sword that had suddenly appeared in her hand. The pearly white blade, the intricately decorated guard, but most of all the feeling that radiated from it... The feeling that no matter what happened, it would always protect her. It would always be there for her, looking out for her and making sure that she was safe. She always claimed she loved all swords equally, that she harboured no favourite in her heart, but... No, that wasn't true. There was no question about it; this sword was the only one for her. This was her true love.

Heh... With this, not even Mister Val stands a chance against me...

"Eeyah!" she yelled, slashing out against the vampire almost too quick for the eye to follow. She knew he'd dodge, or block, but that was what she wanted him to do. She needed to probe his fighting style first; only then would she be able to figure out the means to defeating him. As much as her mental faculties were lacking in several areas, when it came to swordfighting? She was a true genius.

[stratofarius]

"Blue people?" Toph asked, tilting her head. "What are you talking about? I can't feel anyone weird--- oooh. There he is. Yeah, he's weird."

(Let's just say Alicia will remain in medbay for now.)

[Falkon]

Falkon(With Mary and Patience Present)

"...What?" Falkon said, after the long string of speech.

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Mindplane

"That's what keeps him in control.[/i][/color]" Link said, "If I can break through, I can gain control.[/color]"

Meanwhile, Griga was quick to recover from the deflected blow, moving back, and attempting to grab Knight's leg, electrocuting him as he continued to make contact, or, if necessary, allow him to slip on the icy surface.

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Majora

"What was that?" Majora asked, "That wasn't our voice!"

[dblade26]

August shook his head hard enough that he got dizzy and fell over.

"...I don't get it. I don't understand at all. Blue people on a weird horsie-cow-human world..people saying "hay" all the time...that creepy Lewis having a girlfriend....it doesn't make sense. None of this falls into one genre or story. Is it another Traverse world? But what other worlds is it made of then?"

He stared up at the sky and shook his head into dizziness again.

[EldritchMermaid]

On the other side of the door, Jenny had slid quietly to the ground and started to cry again.

And then she noticed it. The walls were starting to distort slightly as she cried, but returned to normal as soon as she stopped.

That... that's... strange...

[Addy]

Gig, in town

The mad god was leaning on the wall in rather plain view behind the group. Seeing that he caught Roy's interest, he grinned and whispered again.
"Out in the desert, Shocker has clashed with Checkmate Four... And seeing how the old buddy Deus isn't around..."

His voice changed to mimic the thunderous announcements made by the Watcher - though it still was delivered only to other travellers.
Wataru Kurenai was dealt the Dead Man's Hand by Kazuma Kenzaki.
DEAD END.

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Etna, in town

The demoness was silently sitting on the roof a bit away from the group, watching.

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Oleg, Griga's mind

"I see. Well, Link, I have another option for you. I can get you out of here and into a different host, who will be your comrade instead of a jailer. And after we deal with the villains Griga served, we'll be free to make you a body of your own. What do you think?"

[Falkon]

Link

"...Very well... How can you accomplish that?[/i][/color]"

[Addy]

Griga's Mind

"Well, that's going to tickle a bit," said Oleg, placing a miniature shard-lookalike on Link's chest. In a moment, if begun growing, gradually covering Link.

[thebrick]

At hearing the declaration that Wataru had met his end by the hands of that Kenzaki person, Mutsuki clenched his fist in rage; though the Orphmunculus really didn't know the Fangire king that well, he was Lily's and Lewis' comrade and his demise ended up opening a rather tender wound... As soon as he made certain of his choice to kill Kenzaki, he turns to Lewis and speaks to him in a wrathful voice all while his face was marked by the outline of his Orphnoch form's "face".

"Are you going to let that Kenzaki asshole get away with killing your friend?! I sure as hell won't!"

[Rain]

April - Hades, Somewhere

"I-I said I'm willing," April mumbled, looking down for a second and closing her eyes, "I-If you want, I'll take the potion again and go back to being tiny so that you can, you know, if you want... it does seem rather interesting, so I won't complain and... well... better to do it now than leave things until you're distracted in a fight, right?"

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Nanoha - Linkara's World

"I thought I saw someone blue... the female said, shaking her head to clear it. Maybe it was just going from a pleasant spaceship to somewhere as warm and dry as this that had made her see someone as blue? That was... certainly strange, hopefully no-one here actually was blue.

"What are we looking for?" the magical girl asked, turning to Nicholas as the closest person who seemed to have a clue what they were here for or where they were.

[Flanker]

Elpizo, Linkara's World (somewhere near Etna)

A certain foppish robot appeared nearby Etna. Remaining as infuriatingly smug as ever, Elpizo said, "Well well well... I don't think I've seen you in a while. The other generals and I have been undertaking some worthwhile work... so, what brings you here, and what have you been doing? I'm dying to know the answer."

The tone of his voice made it sound like he was talking about afternoon tea rather than their latest attempts to subjugate entire worlds.

[Vinestar]

Desco

Giggling as she was cleaned up, the half whitened girl wriggled and squirmed from the touch of the cloth. "Desco was helping roll the flour!" She exclaimed, looking at the succubi for confirmation of excellent service. Which is to say an eager expression close to a smile.

Grey

"Um... Tiptoes, Tach." Scooting on over to let the boy sit down, Grey glanced back at the screen. "It's full of delicious cheesiness and bad acting..." Glancing back at the crossdresser, she froze at the sight of... well, open legs and black fabric. It was very provocative, and the sight made the magus suddenly timid. Mist once more appeared, and the girl's breathing grew slightly irregular. Curse her particular fetishes too...

Valvatorez

"En garde." Smiling as the warrior came at her masterfully, Valvatorez guided the blade away with a flicking motion. It was less shielding yourself and changing the flow of the opponent's attack really. Still, there was quite some power behind the blow. Satsifaction was evident upon the vampire's face for a brief instance before she twirled about and aimed a quick spinning blow towards the girl's ribs. "You're very good at this! Excellent!"

[Krautman]

Anny thought about it and giggled as well.

"That's very nice of you Desco, but THIS recipe means we have to do something else."

Anny finished cleaning Desco off and hugged her before setting the young girl on her lap and getting to work making tortillas according to Moerin's instructions.

"See Desco? Like this. My name is Anny, by the way!"

[Falkon]

"What are you doing?![/b]" Link asked, the shard growing around him causing... High weariness.

[Addy]

Etna, Linkara's World (on the roof in town where Brotherhood is)

"Yo, Elpizo," the demoness answered with the same nonchalance. "Conquered a world, if you didn't overhear back in HQ. Quite a nice one: source of endless palette of powers. Hmm. There also was one weird thing."

Etna snapped her fingers and in her hand appeared a metal cage with the thing in question inside.
"By my data it's from your world. Do you know what it is?"

Oleg, Griga's Mind

"That's the only way to get you out. Sorry, but just bear with it."

[Psyga315]

"W...What?" Nicholas said as he heard Gig's voice. Lewis got onto his knees as his hear went a mile a minute. Lewis wanted to explain his situation to Ciaran, but all he could mutter was...

"... He's coming... I know it... He's coming here... We won't have time..." Lewis muttered. Someone then approached to the front of the Brotherhood.

"Who? Tsukasa? No. Don't worry... He's busy with something else... I, however, was tasked to take care of matters..." A familiar voice said. Lewis looked up and saw Kazuma walking to them. "I'll take over this world now..." Kazuma said. He then saw Elpizo and Etna off at a distance. He then called out to them. "So... Will you help me conquer this world?" He asked them.

Jake, meanwhile, got on his horse and rode off, all while giving a cold dead stare to Lewis.

[Mahou Moerin]

Moerin, Hades - Outside the kitchens

For a moment, aside from Moerin's ragged breathing there was silence between the two, a silence that was broken by the loud click of the door being locked.

"I, um... I w-would like that, yes, eheh~" Gone was the look of intense panic, replaced by an expression filled with perverted glee about what was to come. "D-don't worry, April... I... I'll make sure y-you have fun t-t-too, eheheh~"

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Jolokia, Corridors of Hades

Jolokia went with the flow of Val's deflection, using the momentum to bring her blade spinning back to deflect the vampire's blow. As soon as their swords had made contact, she brought Save the Queen spinning back around in a slash aimed straight at his throat.

"I'm a disciple of The Twelve Schools of Vargus-do Zodiac-Style Swordplay!" she exclaimed, grinning wildly. There was nothing that brought her more joy than a chance to test her skills, after all. "To be anything less than good would be an insult to Master Vargus!"

[Krautman]

TAKA! IMAJIN! SHOCKA!



John clapped his hands together.

"Man, it feels like months since I got to say this! My name is Masked Rider OOO... I'd say it's nice to meet you, but mama didn't raise a liar."

At this, John began launching fireballs from his hands at Kazuma.

[EldritchMermaid]

I wonder... has anyone noticed I haven't come back yet?

Jenny drew herself up tighter as she thought about it.

[Flanker]

"Good job," said Elpizo, chuckling quietly as he finished speaking. Although he did his best to hide it, Etna may have noticed a subtle glint entering one of the reploid's blue eyes as she mentioned the 'endless palette of powers'.

Any further analysis would have to wait, however, as the former administrator looked at the Biometal. Frowning slightly and cradling his chin in a few fingers, he said, "Hm... that must be some sort of relic from the Elf Wars. Not sure what that's doing out here, but it might contain a powerful Cyber Elf. It might be an idea to keep it around in case we trigger it."

[Rain]

April, Hades - Somewhere Near the Kitchens

A golden disc formed above April's hand as a tiny vial filled with potion appeared once more. The contents were drained and the vial returned, with nothing seeming to happen for a second... and then the apron and robe collapsed to the floor, leaving only the pixie floating in mid-air, naked as the day she was born aside from the two resized rings.

No request was made to be gentle, despite how spindly she looked: it was unlikely that Meowrin, even with the strength that came from being a Disgaea demon, was going to do enough to cause any major harm and overcome a Servant's resilience in this sort of situation.

[stratofarius]

Roy was ready to walk towards the mad god, but once Kazuma said that he would take over this world, he stopped. Glaring at the mad god, he mouthed the words "I'll deal with you later" and ran back to the group.

Toph grinned. "I don't understand you most of the times, Blabberbrother, and I'm not complaining. Now, we have bigger fish to deal with." She stomped her foot, turning around, and raising both of her hands, creating multiple obstacles between Kazuma and the Brotherhood. Roy hid behind one of these obstacles, a stone wall. "Come with us peacefully, and you won't get h--"

He couldn't even finish his sentence, as Toph soon threw multiple boulders towards her enemy, still grinning. And from one of the rooftops, the Master watched everything. "What are you talking about, Masky?" he said, spinning the pistol he stole on one finger. "Enjoy the show."

[Addy]

Etna
The tingle of interest, however faint it was, did not escape the sight of the demoness. Noting it for the future, she continued about her capture.
"'Cyber-elf'? Maybe. Let's see if it does anything."
She then got up and waved to Kazuma.
"Sure, why not?" she responded to him and strolled across the roofs in the direction of the battle. Though she wasn't in much of a hurry - and was holding the cage in one hand with a gun in another.

Gig chucked as he floated up to the roof of the building he was leaning on and continued watching the battle.

[EldritchMermaid]

Slowly, Jenny eased the door open and slipped out, heading back as quietly as she could.

[Vinestar]

Desco

"Hi Anny!" Desco chirped the new name, tasting its pronunciation in her mouth. The girl then watched the repetitive movements of the tortilla making from her perch, much like a kitten watched a rather entrancing piece of yarn that wiggled about.

Valvatorez

"My commendations to Master Vargus. You're exceptionally trained." Dancing a half step and then twirling, the vampire danced out of lunging strike's range via a quarter turn. Attempting to get under the blade to throw the other girl off rhythm, Valvatorez's cape billowed after her as she vented an upward slash out.