JTTM: Beyond Beyond The Impossible (RPG)

[Mahou Moerin]

Moerin, Hades - Private room

Moerin's smile widened as she quickly slipped off her own clothing, before reaching out and running a finger along the pixie's body. She seemed perfect right now. Just the right size, eheheh...

It didn't take her long to get started at all, no. Having finally gotten a chance to work out her frustrations, she didn't hesitate at all to try out what she had been thinking of.

Suffice to say, it was a good thing someone had left a bottle of that lemon stuff here earlier.

(OOC: Aaand fade to black for now. >.> <.<)

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Jolokia, Corridors of Hades

"Master Vargus only took on the most promising students," Jolokia replied almost non-chalantly, her sword slashing right through Val's cloak and clashing with the vampire's own blade. "Me and McWarrior were the only two he deemed worthy enough to be his disciples."

She took a step back, Save the Queen raised in preperation for whatever blow would be struck against her. "You're not too bad yourself, Mister Val! This is really fun, eheh~"

[Krautman]

Anny smiled as Desco watched her work and waved as Jenny came into the kitchen.

"Oh, there you are Jenny! I was getting worried!"

[EldritchMermaid]

"Um... Sorry..."

[Krautman]

Anny's smile grew a bit as she patted a chair beside her with her free hand, continuing to work the tortillas and showing Desco how to do the same.

"Oh, it's okay Jenny! Did you see anything you like?"

[EldritchMermaid]

"I..."

Should I tell her what happened? Or would that just make everyone worry?

"I didn't get a chance to look through them all..."

[Tachi]

"That sounds great." Tachi stated, smiling as he looked at the monitor. A bad movie like this would be a great way to take his mind off of...well, pretty much everything that had occurred since his arrival. He turned his attention back to the ice mage and continued, "I could use a laugh after what just hap-"

...Mist?

"Um...Grey, are you okay?"

[thebrick]

As soon as Kazuma showed himself to the rest of the party, Mutsuki glared daggers at the "man" who slew his friends' superior, pulled the Kaixa phone from his pocket and punched in the transformation code as quickly as he could.

STANDING BY

"HENSHIN!!!"

COMPLETE

Not waiting for the transformation to finish, the Orphmunculus, goes around the barriers and charges towards Kenzaki as he was being pelted by Toph's boulders and OOO's attacks before aiming to land a punch into the left side of the enemy rider's head.

OOC: The yellow text hurts my eyes...

[Psyga315]

Kazuma didn't have time to henshin, it seemed, so he morphed into his Navy Joker form to deflect the fireballs and stones. He then fired streams of lightning at the stone barrier before he was clocked by Mutsuki.

THE NAVY JOKER
KENZAKI KAZUMA

Lewis ran to the wall and climbed it up, all while loading a card into the Driver...

KAMEN RIDE:

"It's Morphin' Time!" Lewis said as he jumped over the wall and shot at Kazuma.

DIEND!

Lewis fired at Kazuma, creating a suit of armor for himself as he bullets he fired at Kazuma became ten cards that flew to his helmet, merging with them to make the helmet.

"This world is my treasure... Get out of it while you still can...

"Sorry, I can't do that, Lewis. Maybe if you weren't a traitor, things wouldn't be this way..." Kazuma said.

[Krautman]

John, Showdown at the Applebuck Farm

John continued with the fireballs before pulling back his hand and pushing it forward, sending a large burning version of the Imajin medal's symbol at Kazuma.

"What's the matter, card boy? You're looking straight flushed."

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Anny, Hades Kitchen

Anny continued smiling and waved dismissively at Jenny's statement

"Well, they're your dresses now Jenny. You can take as long as you want."

She then got a good look at the other girl and her ears pricked up. She let Desco onto the other chair so she could continue working the tortillas before looking at Jenny again.

"Jenny... is there something on your mind?"

[thebrick]

Eyes widening in shock from behind his helmet, Mutsuki could not believe that all those attacks along with his punch did little other than to throw the monster slightly off-balance. Steeling himself and erasing the thoughts of Kenzaki's seeming invulnerability from his mind, the golden rider removes the mission memory from the front of the Kaixa phone to slide the metallic card into his blaygun.

READY

Waiting for OOO's attack to roast Kazuma as a distraction, Kaixa then charges towards the beast and then attempted to perform a one-two attack by landing a low kick at the side of Kenzaki's right thigh and afterwards following up with a powerful diagonal slash aimed at the Joker's left shoulder

"SEEEYAH!!!"

[Falkon]

Having discovered that he had no idea how to use a bow, Falkon had taken cover from the battle.

[Vinestar]

Desco

Humming as she looked at the motions in her trance, the girl held herself like a statue. Every now and then though, the girl bobbed up and down like a buoy, her body unable to keep itself from doing so.

Grey

"Um... N-nothing, Tach." Shaking her head from side to side in a blur to clear the fog surrounding her head. Doing her best to keep her eyes from straying towards that wonderful mound of black velvet, Grey slapped herself physically. "Nothing's wrong." Wincing from the palm strike, the girl withheld tears that sprang forth. She had forgotten that she had the manifestation of a Monk class within her too.

Valvatorez

"Indeed. It was worth keeping your soul from becoming a Prinny." Tsking as her mantle was ripped to shreds, the ashen demon performed a daring move. Flinging the adornment off with a sudden spin, black cloth was then flung between the two to obscure the upcoming attack. What came next from the other side wasn't a blade attack but a two finger flick aimed at Jolokia's forehead

[Tachi]

"Nothing?" Tachi parroted. Somehow, he doubted that. Mainly because the girl had some kind of mist coming off of her until a moment ago. The slap, which looked far more painful than someone hitting themselves should, caused the boy to wince. This only reinforced his doubt.

Wait...was she tearing up? Finding out what was wrong would have to wait. Moving closer, the crossdresser looked his friend's cheek. He wasn't exactly sure what he expected to see. Any bleeding would probably be on the inside of her mouth, after all. "That...um, do you need an ice pack or something?"

[EldritchMermaid]

"N-no... I'm fine..." She lied.

[Addy]

Griga's Mind

Soon enough, the crystallisation was complete - Link was back to being a shard. Sighing, Oleg took out the GPS and dialled a number.
"Hey, Falkon! I have found Link's shard. Would you take care of him?"

Linkara's town
Having approached the battle, Etna put down the cage on the roof and took out a spear.
"Linkara! You're mine!"
After declaring that, she jumped, soaring through the air and aiming to hit Diend with the blunt end of the shaft.

[Rain]

Why was this person declaring intent to conquer the world? It... didn't seem like a sensible thing to do if there were people around to stop you, in Nanoha's estimation, and it seemed that there were rather a lot of people to attack him. That meant one excellent thing: rather a lot of people to keep the enemy distracted whilst she charged Divine Buster.

The hard part was going to be aiming, but... a delayed activation Ring Bind would make that a lot easier. Hopefully, people would get out of the way first, though, otherwise she'd be forced to resort to friendly fire. Stopping someone threatening to conquer the world was more important than saving someone a little pain.

[Krautman]

A burning Imajin symbol appeared in Etna's path.

"Put some clothes on, you'll get sunburned."

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Anny sighed and guided Jenny to the chair next to hers with her tail.

"Jenny... I guess you just don't want to talk about it. But if you do, I'm here for you, okay?"

Anny then picked Desco up and hugged her.

"Great job, Desco! I think that's enough for now."

[EldritchMermaid]

"OK... I'm sorry..."

[troydenite]

A jolt of pain shot up Knight's leg, and he winced slightly at the smell of the blackened, charring flesh on his foot and the sharp, stabbing spikes of agony throbbing in his flesh - but that was all. Not even a spasm.

Willing himself to move an instant later, the RinRinShi segued into a swift roundhouse kick, tearing his injured leg out of the Zora's grasp and shifting his weight onto it (ignoring his body's strained protests as he did so), before blazing an arcing trail of searing Confrontation Ki through the whiteness of the icy mindscape as he brought his right foot straight around at the Zora's neck, displaying remarkable speed and impressive timing. The energy would both harshen the blow and cause quite a bit of heat damage - but he was counting on that. His opponent was a Zora, after all.

[Deleted]

Linkara's World

Fate slipped her right foot backwards into a combat-ready position, swinging Bardiche up to bear. She glanced at Nanoha, who was staying back. It wasn't hard to guess that she was planning on using Divine Buster, and therefore Fate intended to keep herself out of the way while keeping the enemy distracted. "Barudisshu!"

"Plasma Lancer."

Four yellow, arrowhead-shaped bolts of magical energy formed in the air above Fate. Less than a second afterwards, they fired, tearing right towards the man who had declared he wished to conquer the world.

Vita, on the other hand, was not nearly patient enough to stay back and keep the shot clear for Nanoha. "EISEN!"

"Schwablefliegen!" declared Graf Eisen, as four metal orbs formed in front of the device. Vita swung Eisen back, the swung it forward to smash into the orbs, sending them careening towards the enemy. Without waiting for them to hit, or miss, Vita shot forward(elevated off the ground slightly) in order to hit the enemy directly with Eisen.

[Mahou Moerin]

Jolokia, Corridors of Hades

"Heh, like I would ever become a mere Prin-"

She hadn't seen that coming. Master Vargus had never taught her what to do if her enemy tried to flick her forehead. It just didn't seem like the kind of thing that would come up. And with Val's strength, well... The valkyrie found herself embedded in the wall behind her.

"Ack... Th-that was..." Was the vampire even taking this seriously? Had Valvatorez simply been toying with her all this time? He was an Overlord, after all, and not only that but he was a former Tyrant. His power was immeasurable. She should be quaking in fear at the very thought of facing him, even in a friendly sparring match like this, and yet... Somehow, the thought of facing such a powerful opponent thrilled her. To be able to clash swords with someone of this caliber... It made her blood boil with excitement. But even then, even if she was enjoying herself, there was no way she could beat him. She knew this, and yet... She wanted to beat him. She couldn't back down; perhaps she was simply too stupid to know when to give up? Or maybe her determination stemmed from some other source. She truly was like a sword; strong, unwavering, a perfectly forged implement of martial prowess and indomitable will. It was only natural she would be so drawn to the ideal of the sword. Her life had no meaning other than the sword.

I am the bone of my sword...

"...Steel is my body... And fire is my blood..."

The wall behind her cracked and crumbled as she kicked off from it, launching herself at Valvatorez. Her right hand raised Save the Queen high, readying it for a powerful stroke, and her left... When had it appeared? Her left held another sword, plainer in design than Save the Queen but still a masterwork blade in its own right. And both swords were raised to strike, awaiting the moment to clash against Valvatorez as their weilder hurtled towards the vampire like a green haired bullet.

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Anise, Hades - Just outside Item World

"...Hmmm?"

Her previous work now finished, the perpetually grumpy mage headed off to the Item World for a trail run. However, on her way there she found two figures huddled up beside each other, sleeping peacefully.

"...And they wonder why everyone assumes... Sigh..." With a flick of her wrist, she conjured up a red blanket and placed it upon Anno and Rain carefully, trying not to disturb their rest. A faint warmth radiated from the cloth, ensuring that neither of them would get too cold lying out here. "Idiots, lying out here... Just be glad it was me who saw you and not someone who would tease you for this."

Sighing once more, she headed off into the Item World, leaving the two girls to rest.

[Falkon]

Western Town, the name of which I have forgotten

"What was that?" Falkon asked, "It's kind of loud down here... You found a shard? I'll be up in a moment."

Hanging up, Falkon sent a message to N.A.V.I.

"Beam me up, please."

Meanwhile, Mary was hurling blue fireballs at Etna, while Patience was firing arrows at Kazuma, which would freeze him solid if they struck.

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Mindplane

Griga attempted to  intercept the kick with his hand, which, though electrocuting Knight, would cause quite a bit of pain to Griga, what with his hand being burned, causing him to recoil in pain, before stabbing his electrically spiked spear at Knight with his undamaged hand.

Ha'tak

When Falkon was presumably beamed up, he got directions to Oleg's position, and headed over.

Looking at the bodies of Knight and Griga lying on the floor, he stared at them for a while.

"...When did we capture the weird looking Zora?"

[Psyga315]

Kazuma was then struck with the fireball, but because of this, he saw Mutsuki's attack coming. He sidestepped the one-two kick, then grabbed the Blaygun, tightening his grip to the point where it would probably break. He would have proceeded to crush it had it not been for the ring binds that trapped Kazuma in place while Fate's and Vita's attacks struck him. The direct attack from Eisen also harmed him horrifically.

Lewis tried to take advantage of this, but was attacked by Etna. He then slotted in a card when he recovered from the shaft attack.

ATTACK RIDE: BLAST!

Lewis then fired a barrage of bullets at Etna, like his gun was becoming five.

[Krautman]

Anny sighed and hugged Jenny gently before picking up Desco.

"While we wait for Moerin and April to finish with their outburst, let's finish up. The peppers are cut, Desco grated the cheese for us, which just leaves frying the chicken. Desco, that's a little dangerous for you with all the boiling oil, so you should go wash up for the meal. Jenny, would you stay with me while I finish up?"

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Western Town, John

John continued launching the burning symbols at Kazuma, smiling beneath his helmet as he upped the frequency of his attacks.

"I guess all this fighting just doesn't SUIT you."

[EldritchMermaid]

"Right..."

[Flanker]

Flanker, Linkara's World

Flanker had scarcely any time to react before things suddenly got wildly out of control. It seemed like everyone was tackling Kazuma (though he had no idea why Toph decided violence was necessary), so his intervention wasn't quite necessary there. Etna's attempt to harm Linkara was quite a different story. Making a few experimental swings with his beamsabre, he prepared to strike at her as soon as she landed.

His visor hadn't finished analysing either opponent, so he was going on blind; he would need to be careful.

[Rain]

Nanoha, Linkara's World

And then the laser finished charging. Trusting to Fate to put a Ring Bing of her own in place, the magical girl called out the name of the attack in gloriously overblown fashion: "Diviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine... BUSTER!"

The ensuing laser was best described as 'big'. Fortunately for anyone that didn't get out of the way in time, it was non-lethal. Unfortunately, it would still wreck any scenery on the other side and it could still knock people out and was incredibly painful even if it didn't. And it wasn't even her biggest laser.

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Rain, Hades - Outside the Item World

Mumbling something, Rain rolled over so that she was almost lying on top of Anno. How uncomfortable.

[Deleted]

Linkara's World

Sure enough, Fate had put a Ring Bind of her own in place moments before Nanoha had fired Divine Buster. She simply stayed back as best she could, to allow Nanoha the maximum possible range that she could fire in.

Vita, meanwhile, shot backwards to avoid being hit herself. After all, she had flown right into melee range to attack the enemy directly.

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Hades

Anno didn't awaken, in spite of Rain falling almost completely on top of her. She did stir a little, though, so it wasn't unlikely that she might awaken soon.

[stratofarius]

"Mr Stabby, your snarky remarks suck!"

Toph took a step back, placing her hands in front of her chest. Stones lifted out of the ground, and formed a stone armor around the small girl. Another stomp and another thrust, and she was sent flying backwards, being propelled by the earth under her. Once she stopped, she immediately erected two giant stone slabs from the ground, and sent them towards Etna, attempting to squash her.

Roy, however, took a different approach. He ran to a position where he wouldn't be injured by Nanoha's attack. Aiming at Etna, he snapped both of his fingers, his objective not being to injure her, but rather to blind and confuse the small demon with two bursts of fire that produced a blinding light and a high-pitched noise.

[Krautman]

"Toph, you've clearly never heard of Adam West."

John launched another symbol at Etna (the Taka medal) before tossing the Imajin and Shocker ones at Kazuma.